Postal 5: The Final Smell

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A FAN-MADE POSTAL GAME, I DO NOT OWN POSTAL OR THE RIGHTS, THIS GAME WILL BE MADE FOR THE SHITS AND GIGGLES.


Postal 5: The Final Smell, the Postal Dude is back, and this time, the stench of destruction is more pungent than ever. After years of mindless violence, chaos, and questionable hygiene, Postal Dude finds himself in a new town, Prescott Valley Arizona. With it, a whole new set of moronic residents to terrorize.

The economy's tanked, the government’s worse than usual, and the neighbors are more annoying than ever. With only a week to wreak havoc before his brain implodes from the sheer stupidity around him, Postal Dude must navigate a series of absurdly dangerous tasks— Getting petitions signed, killing government wackjobs, and pray to god the milk isn't spoiled yet. Oh, and did we mention? The world might be ending, but that’s just a minor inconvenience.

As the town spirals into chaos, Postal Dude’s “to-do list” gets darker, smellier, and far more explosive than ever before. Burn down a church, sabotage a government facility, start a cult, and most importantly, survive the overwhelming stench of society’s collapse. From dumpster fires to Molotov cocktails, this is one final journey you won’t forget… and probably shouldn’t inhale.

Features:

• More Offensive than Ever: Think Postal 2 was bad? You haven’t smelled anything yet.
• Chaotic Open World: Explore a decrepit town full of idiots begging to be messed with.
• Unholy Missions: From setting churches ablaze to unleashing biological warfare (that might involve farts), Postal Dude’s new life goal is simple: total mayhem.
• Smell the Destruction: For the first time in Postal history, smell-o-vision is optional (and highly discouraged).
• Dark Humor, Darker Weapons: With an arsenal that ranges from a shovel to a “surprise” grenade launcher, Postal Dude’s tools of destruction are more twisted than ever.
• End it All: The last chapter of Postal Dude’s stinking journey, or is it? Either way, it’s gonna leave a mark… and a smell.

Will you survive the final smell, or will the odor of your own bad decisions be your downfall? Prepare your nose, steel your nerves, and get ready for the ultimate whiff of chaos.


EXPECTED RELEASE: 2025